Why do i talk likes this tho?

is likes errone be on mah case tho cuz like tho i be talking like this tho helps me please i aints tryina be coo or naything but is like errone hate me and i am gonn be like boom shakalaka and drop a due and a female fo being like ey u gay and stuff help me cuz im losin my option of cats to like go stupido and get dummy twelve times on 56 pitbulls doe